I'm Mall Security and no one respects me
I just want to have fun
Let's go out and ride our bikes
And wish we had guns
We'd be riding bikes with guns
Little kids in the mall
They just fuckin' laugh
I see them going into stores and pointing at my 'stache
What they don't fuckin' realize is their laughter better cease
'Cause when I catch them stealing I'll call the real police
One day I'll have bullets
And it'll be so fun
I'll shoot every goth kid with my loaded gun
And if I see you parking your car in a handicap spot
You better bet your fuckin' happy ass'll be shot